- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Face Hunter is scum

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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