- Anti Joke

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.