- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

My love life

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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