What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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