When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...