- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

binladin walks into the american seals

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Abortion.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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