Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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