- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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