- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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