A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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