- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

whats up and also down? your mum

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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