- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Penis

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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