What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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NASCAR

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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