numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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the game

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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