Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Anti Joke

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