Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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