- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

say it ten times fast: oh

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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