- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A child walks into a classroom.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

[Set up] [No punch line]

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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