- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Abortion.

Ross.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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