A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Moral

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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