There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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