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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

[Set up] [No punch line]

My three children are three big mistakes.

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