- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Haha, I get it..

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's the difference between? Your mom.

can you pass the soap?

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