Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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