How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Moral

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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