- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

a irish man walks past a bar

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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