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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

My three children are three big mistakes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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