Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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