- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Dumbledore dies.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Sex education in Texas.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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