- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

9/11.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

mmm i love marble bumhole

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

the power to turn magnetism into light

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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