What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

My three children are three big mistakes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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