How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Sex education in Texas.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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