i have a christmas tree.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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