Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +8

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Justin beiber's penis

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

thumb_up thumb_down +8

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops