So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

my wife out of the kitchen

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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