- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

I have suicidal thoughts

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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