What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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punchline below punchline above

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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