A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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