- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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