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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

my whole life!

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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