- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Shea's sty....

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.