- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

poop.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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