Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

a. why? b. because

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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