- Anti Joke

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.