Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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