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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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