What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Cancer

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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. . I am a whale

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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