whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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