- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I am a women

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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