- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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