Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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no pun intended

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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