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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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