- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

why are balck people black because they are

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Your mam is so fat.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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