- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Good job, son.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Pickles are moist.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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