- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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