- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

404 Error: Joke not found

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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