- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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