- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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