So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

darude- sandstorm

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Justin Beiber

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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