I like Pi. It can make circles.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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