Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

I work at jcpenny

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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