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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A train poops its pants.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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