What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Seven

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Go away still nothing to see

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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