What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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women's rights

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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