What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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I'm Batman.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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