If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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