- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Me Neither.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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