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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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