Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Sloths

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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