whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

. . I am a whale

Cancer

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

oh hey.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Women's rights

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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