Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Your face is hilarious.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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