A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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no pun intended

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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