what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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world society

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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George W. Bush

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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