What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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