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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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