- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

I'd like to make a withdraw

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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