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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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