Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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