- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.